Monday, February 23, 2009

Our new president can't do math

Um, how is this idiot any better than his predecessor? First he signs a ridiculous "stimulus" bill that will hike all our taxes and do more harm than good. Then he declares he's going to halve the deficit. Uhhhhh...where's he going to get the money? Now that he's pledged all these asinine projects we'll have to pay for, we'll all be bankrupt soon.

Oh wait, I keep forgetting he's the Messiah. No wait, now he's Moses--parting the deficit in half. Qualifications such as experience and intelligence need not be applied to him for he is the chosen one. Obama can't be contained by silly elementary level mathematics. Please. I shouldn't dare try to apply reason, logic, or math to his proposals. Clearly I'd be either racist or another dumb whitey, clinging to my religion and my guns if I dared to. Obama is going to save us all!

I should just start having my paycheck deposited into the federal coffers directly because Obama will take care of me. Oh, I'm getting tinglies all over. I lost my head for a minute questioning this great, powerful, and yes, magical man.

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